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Why Wait for Them to launch ?

. . . after all, all we need to do is . . .

Posted June 20, 2006 by Mike

A lot of people seem to be wringing their hands over what to do about Kim Jung Mentally-Il's impending ballistic missile test launch.

Frank J. at IMAO had it all worked out very nicely a long time ago. A pertinent excerpt from the essay:
". . . Next time some country steps out of line, we launch a nuclear missile at them. Just seconds before it hits, we blow it up with our missile defense so that everyone there sees the huge explosion in the sky. Then the president would just call up their leader and say, "Hey, we lost sight of our SDI test. Did you see if it worked?"
Like I said - why wait?


Nobody Cuts 'n runs on Sheriff J.W. Pepper . . .

. . . and it's him speak'in here bye-the-bye . . .

Posted August 30, 2005 by Mike

. . . Toby . . . . . Toby . . .

. . ah got me a regular Ben Hur down here . . .

. . . . do'in ninety-five minimum!
. . . need any hep J.W.?

. . . Haaaaaaell No!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha ...*snicker*... he-he ...
must. not gloat. must. not. gloat. ... must. gloat.

Posted December 11, 2004 by Michael A. Morrow

Tim Blair:


..he-he...he-he-he...ha...mmm-hmmmmm..snicker... eee-hee-hee... waaa-ha-ha-ha-ha...hoooof...ga-snort *snuffle*


eee-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.. muua-ha-ha-ha-ha.. MUUUWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... BWAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ow ! ow ! ow! muuuaaahahahahaha... must. not. gloat. ..eeehehehehehe... *gasp* oh-ho..ah-ha... hehehe... must. not. gloat. - eeeee-hehehehehehe...

*tears* - eeeee-hehehehehehe...

DUDE! Where's My Money?
Whataya mean, 'get a job'? I'm gonna be rich I tell you! Rich!

Posted July 9, 2004 by Michael A. Morrow

I've been waiting patiently now for at LEAST a month for a
large sum of money that I'm supposed to receive from the estate of one Engr. Willy Bubenik, late of the Netherlands.

I just received this very disturbing e-mail today.
Sorry , but I also have received an e-mail like yours, except that he left his fortune to me , and he died at the age of 82 in Lome -Togo. Have you gotten your bequethment as of yet ? What's the Deal ?
This is an outrage! I'm *shocked*! *SHOCKED*, I tell you! This is appalling! How could this be?

Wait. I've got it. There must be TWO Willy Bubeniks. Yeah. That's it. There's two of 'em. And where's my $5.1 mil?

If I don't see some cash soon, I'm gonna...ummm...I'm gonna....well...

That's it! I'll post it on my blog! Yeah! THAT'll show 'em!


*Is this McBurgertown?*

*I hear you're looking for help...*

Hah! Bet none of you'll ever get an e-mail like THIS....
Posted April 14, 2004 by Michael A. Morrow

Hah! Bet none of youíll ever get an e-mail like this! Looks like my trials are over, and Iíll never have to work again! Itís time for that Grand Tour Re-do! Now I can get a REAL computer and post from overseas while I travel in style, just like Kim!

The e-mail to my dreams:


This is sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you One-half of the Trustees and Executors to the Will of late of Sir Engr.Willy Bubenik (ksm),I wish to notify you that you were listed as a beneficiary to the bequest of the sum of US$5,100.000.00 [Five Million One Hundred Thousand US Dollars] in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. The late Sir Willy Bubenik until his death was a former Managing Director and pioneer staff of a big construction company here in Netherlands. He was a very dedicated Sufis and a great philanthropist during his life time.

Late Sir Willy Bubenik died on 9th February 2004 at the age of 68,He was buried on the13th of march. Late Sir Willy Bubenik even though he was an American living and working in here as a foreigner he requested before his death that he be buried here in his words, "I regard here as My home and the people as my people". He said that this token is to support your ministry and help to the less- privileged. I hereby request that you forward any proof of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax numbers and your forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at the International Court of Justice probate division for the release of this bequest of money.


Yours faithfully, Nelson Van Vugt
Later, plebes! Iím off to collect riches beyond all avarice!

Riches Beyond Dreams!

French Raise Terror Alert Level!
Warning! - Axis of Weasel Member State Pronouncement!
Posted April 5, 2004 by Michael A. Morrow

From Crampy.com:

This just in...

French Raise Terror Alert Level:
PARIS, France (AFP-N) - In the wake of the Madrid train bombings on 11 March, which killed 191 people, French President Jacques Chirac has ordered his country's terror alert level raised from "Run" to "Hide."

The only two higher terror alert levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."

According to an unnamed French counterterrorism official, Paris tried to assign colors to the four alert levels, but gave up when no one could suggest any color other than "Yellow."

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