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Why Wait for Them to launch ?
. . . after all, all we need to do is . . .
Posted June 20, 2006 by Mike
A lot of people seem to be wringing their hands over what to do about Kim Jung Mentally-Il's impending ballistic missile test launch.
Frank J. at
IMAO had it
all worked out very nicely a long time ago. A pertinent excerpt from the essay:
". . . Next time some country steps out of line, we launch a nuclear missile at them. Just seconds before it hits, we blow it up with our missile defense so that everyone there sees the huge explosion in the sky. Then the president would just call up their leader and say, "Hey, we lost sight of our SDI test. Did you see if it worked?"
Like I said - why wait?
Nobody Cuts 'n runs on Sheriff J.W. Pepper . . .
. . . and it's him speak'in here bye-the-bye . . .
Posted August 30, 2005 by Mike
. . . Toby . . . . . Toby . . .
. . . need any hep J.W.?
. . ah got me a regular Ben Hur down here . . .
. . . . do'in
. . . Haaaaaaell No!
I'm RICH! ... RICH BEYOND DREAMS!
Hah! Bet none of you'll ever get an e-mail like
Posted April 14,
2004 by Michael A. Morrow
Hah! Bet none of youíll ever get an e-mail like this! Looks
like my trials are over, and Iíll never have to work again! Itís time for
that Grand Tour Re-do! Now I can get a REAL computer and post from
overseas while I travel in style, just like Kim!
e-mail to my dreams:
BEQUEST .Later, plebes! Iím off to collect riches beyond all
This is sequel to your non response of our earlier
letter to you One-half of the Trustees and Executors to the Will of late
of Sir Engr.Willy Bubenik (ksm),I wish to notify you that you were
listed as a beneficiary to the bequest of the sum of US$5,100.000.00 [Five Million One Hundred Thousand
US Dollars] in the codicil and
last testament of the deceased. The late Sir Willy Bubenik until his
death was a former Managing Director and pioneer staff of a big
construction company here in Netherlands. He was a very dedicated Sufis
and a great philanthropist during his life time.
Late Sir Willy
Bubenik died on 9th February 2004 at the age of 68,He was buried on
the13th of march. Late Sir Willy Bubenik even though he was an American
living and working in here as a foreigner he requested before his death
that he be buried here in his words, "I regard here as My home and the
people as my people". He said that this token is to support your
ministry and help to the less- privileged. I hereby request that you
forward any proof of identities of yours, your current telephone and fax
numbers and your forwarding address to enable us file necessary
documents at the International Court of Justice probate division for the
release of this bequest of money.
faithfully, Nelson Van Vugt
Riches Beyond Dreams!
Raise Terror Alert Level!
Warning! - Axis of Weasel Member State Pronouncement!
Posted April 5, 2004 by Michael A.
French Raise Terror Alert Level:
(AFP-N) - In the wake of the Madrid train bombings on 11 March, which
killed 191 people, French President Jacques Chirac has ordered his
country's terror alert level raised from "Run" to "Hide."
two higher terror alert levels in France are "Surrender" and
According to an unnamed French counterterrorism
official, Paris tried to assign colors to the four alert levels, but gave
up when no one could suggest any color other than "Yellow."
WOO-HOOO! I'm RICH!
French Raise Terror Alert Level